really, you expect me to believe that bullshit story? i used to be the master at fabricating. i can smell that lie from a mile away.
oh my god yes.
if only i knew before what i know now…
(via vodkacupcakes)
it’s actually really sad that the only time i’m happy is when i’m on drugs
(via vodkacupcakes)
awesome-i-fucking-blogged-that:
Much like buttholes, families are meant to be tight.
(via fuckyeah-workaholics)